sea of ennui
i;m a bumbling, stumbling, incoherent fool
and i haven't left my house in twelve years ...

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will you draw me something purty?
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D, G, L, M, N, P, W, Z AND YOU MUST ANSWER THEM ALL TOO!
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  • D - My most embarrassing moment: Once this boy tried to kiss me, but it was dark, so I couldn’t see very well and I pushed him away. Because that’s what you should do when you’re not sure whose lips are planted on yours.
  • G - Age I get mistaken for: I don’t really have a specific age but it’s usually higher than how old I actually am (or was at the time). Like, extremely old. I have been mistaken for a teacher at my high school a terribly large amount of times. 
  • L - Something not many people know about me: I don’t buy accessories. Like my earrings, I only wear them because they were a gift. Same with my bracelets, necklaces, rings. They’re all little things that were given to me by someone that means a lot to me.
  • M - A random fact about myself: I’m really bad with time unless I have a watch on me. I don’t have an internal clock or whatever it’s called, and I’m always late to everything, whether it’s a morning appointment or something I have to attend in the afternoon. 
  • N - Favorite animal: Ugh I can’t just choose one. I like sea animals, arctic animals, extinct animals…. and my puppies.
  • P - Favorite movie/TV show: One of my favorite movies is The Panic In Needle Park and one of my fav TV shows is Metalocalypse.
  • W - My tumblr crush: I’m not really on Tumblr enough to have crushes and I don’t even know how to find that page on here that tells you whose posts you like the most. 
  • Z - Do I want children? I don’t know. Maybe if I ever end up with someone that I love so very dearly that I have that feeling that people often talk about where you just want to create some little being and raise it together. Because apparently that’s like the ultimate thing in a Relationships To-Do List or whatever, I really wouldn’t know. 

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 30, 90, 91 ANSWER THEM ALLLL
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1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up. 1. Razorlight - Rip It Up, 2. Beck - Farewell Ride, 3. Joy Division - Dead Souls (Live), 4. Peter Bjorn & John - Blue Period Picasso, 5. The Format - Career Pay, 6. They Might Be Giants - Out of Jail.

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Hayao Miyazaki

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. Whose language would he speak? 

4) What do you think about most? People, I guess. People I know and even people I don’t.

5) What does your latest text message from someone else say? I don’t want to type out the latest one because it’s kind of embarrassing, but the next one is, “Have an xc meet today but I will call you as soon as im done, my love. :)”  My friends really are this gushy and gross.

7) What’s your strangest talent? I don’t really know, to be honest. I can get my foot to touch my head? 

30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. My blanket and a pillow.

90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? Pull off their wraps to see what’s under

91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? Telepathy. Or the ability to fly.

oohufancyhuh replied to your photo: Decided to skip class today to see the president…

i hate you

I luv you too.

 oohufancyhuh replied to your post: If you were any animal, what would you be and why?

why do you get all the kewl questions
I’m not creative enough to make up questions like these to ask you. :(

oohufancyhuh replied to your post: What is some of your favorite music and how does it describe you?

TELL THEM WHAT I HOPED WOULD BEEEEE…..IMMMPOOOSSSIIIBUUUUUUULL!!

 

 oohufancyhuh replied to your post: What is some of your favorite music and how does it describe you?

ES ES ES ES AND EM EM EM EM

I hate you.

oohufancyhuh replied to your post: Got any pet peeves?

how do you ignore the y in beyond? be-ond? beYAWNED? i don’t understand this fine distinction, they sound the same to me srz

Saying it like “be-awned.” THERE IS A DIFFERENCE, TRUST ME. :(

oohufancyhuh replied to your post: oohufancyhuh replied to your post: Got any pet…

I CAN’T SEE IT BUT MAYBE THIS IS BECAUSE I AM YOUR PET PEEVE AND SAY IT THE WAY YOU HATE IN WHICH CASE GOOD THING BEYOND IS NOT A WORD I USE OFTEN
You’re filtering again, Britta.

oohufancyhuh replied to your post: Holy mother of god, there’s a burglar in your house! He doesn’t know you’re there yet, though. What do?

you should have convinced him the house was haunted by creaking around and making odd noises tbh

I don’t need to, that already happens on its own. :’(

oohufancyhuh replied to your post: oohufancyhuh replied to your post: ALL OF…

your family should adopt me like they adopted harry tbh. MAYBE YOU SHOULD WRITE A BOOK ABOUT HER AND GET $$$$ actually idek. isn’t she really old anyway?

Ok. And we can annoy Trent for the rest of our lives. And I dunno, she’s not that old, maybe like 45 max.

oohufancyhuh replied to your video: Being lame on Tumblr while I wait for my friends…

WHY DO YOU HAVE A BANDAID ON YOUR HEAD also you should have said beyond so i’d finally know what you’re talking about when you say you hate how some people pronounce it
I’m still not entirely sure what happened there. I’m not even entirely sure what happened this weekend. Jk, but I think I hit my head on something or maybe scratched it and didn’t know it. It was kind of bloody when I woke up. And yesss I will make that video one day. Just remind me, buttflag.

oohufancyhuh replied to your post: What’s been on your mind recently?

IT’S OK MAI I’LL NEVER HATE YOU!!!!

GO HOME KEELY, YOU DON’T EVEN GO HERE.

oohufancyhuh replied to your post: oohufancyhuh replied to your post: oohufancyhuh…

rip no1 will miss u

You like Krabby Patties, don’t you, Squidward.