oohufancyhuh:

mai says (5:55 PM):
*hm i am hungry
*what to eat
*what to do
*with my life
*it’s going nowhere
*i’m going to crawl into a cave
*and hibernate for the rest of my life
*and then the next ice age will be here
*and i will be found in a block of ice
*and they will excavate me or whatever
*and they will put me on display
mai says (5:56 PM):
*for being the shortest person to ever be found dead in the ice age
*from the ice age
*and i will receive attention
*more attention than i ever did recieve in my little short sad life
*and they will clamor
*and rave
*and i will be stone

(Source: badgerise)