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Holy mother of god, there's a burglar in your house! He doesn't know you're there yet, though. What do?

Asked by Anonymous

Shoot him. In the leg.

∞ Oct 10th, 2011 at 10:22 pm

Anonymous

badgerise said: you should have convinced him the house was haunted by creaking around and making odd noises tbh
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